Tre miracles and the lost Parilla 49cc.

 

Riassunt of the precedent puntats: dopo aver cacced from the Paradise Adam, Eva and the Nutell, a God gli venn the sfitz di ritrovar the Nutell in the mond, so He manded Jesus ‘ncopp the Terr.

But siccom Jesus don’t voleva andar, God promised to him tre miracles (in case of necessity, don’t si sa never) and soprattutt, se Jesus ritornava with the Nutell in the Paradise, God for premium, gli accattava the motorin.

So Jesus nacqued in one grott al cold and al gel.
After qualck ann, when he was more grandicell, he troved finalment the Nutell.

And pure Jesus vided that the Nutell was good, ma very very
good, m good ‘na cifra, solament that Je sus aveva the Mamm, the
Madonn, that always nasconded the barattolos of the Nutell in the most incredible post, under the mangiatoy, in the cofanett of the mirra, in the attrezz of San Joseph…
But we sappiam that Jesus avev the Nutell because of the miracles, the tre miracles that he feced:

Miracle number one:The resurrezion of Lazzaroni, one fabbricant of biscott that, for riconoscenz, regaled a Jesus le sue actions of the Nutell SpA so Jesus divenned the principal azionist of the Nutell.

Miracle number two: The Nozze di Cana, dove Jesus, alla fine of the pranz, trasformed il dessert in Nutell, con big godiment of tutt the invitats and the tutt the imbucats (that, at the matrimon, don’t
mancano never).

Miracle number three: The Moltiplication of the Pan and the Nutell, in cui Jesus, per incrementar the affairs, con one rossett and one little vaschett of Nutell sfamed nu sacc of little boys, the ragazzins, the pischells, the guagliunciells, because Jesus is very very furb, furb ‘na cifra, and he knows that se one boy assagg the Nutell, after per tutt the life the ragazzin will cake the cazz days and night in the recchies of the mamm to comprar the Nutell.

But one giorn very very trist, Jesus decided to offrir one cena for the discepols.

The discepols eran like the Consigl of Amministration of the Nutell SpA.

During tutt the cena they were parling and chiackiering of the more and the less (del piu’ e del meno) but a un cert point, Jesus presed the pan, lo spezzed, lo dieded ai discepols and disses: "Uaglio’ let’s prend the Nutell that i mi want to far ‘na panz tant!"

– But purtropp, cerc di qua, cerc di la’, they don’t trovaron the Nutell and aveva scambiated la secret formula per thirty denars, one abbonament in lateral tribune of the Juve Football Club and five filmins of Malena alias Filomena, giving the formula to one fariseo, Mister Ferrero.

– And fu cosi’ che Ferrero divenned ricc and famous.. sto piciu de
piemunteis; and fu cosi’ that Jesus s’incazzed very much, ma very very much, much ‘na cifra, bestemming the mamm, the babb, and tutt the saints amici suoi, but ormai don't c’era piu’ nothing da far; and fu cosi’ che God, per dispett, invented seduta stant the "Peccat of Golosity"; and fu cosi’ che Jesus is l’unic in tutt the Paradise that is still andand a pieds, senz the motorin…

Amen.

Good divertiment bastard!!

And with this I'll la fin the Nutella story and don't rompet le belin.